Blog Rules

Over dinner last night with some friends, it was revealed that this blog exists to someone who was previously unaware of its existence. It was also revealed that I had written about this person and given them a nickname that they didn’t seem too thrilled with. Given this fact, I feel the need to share my general rules for writing on this site.

1. This is my blog and I write about what I want.

2. All names are changed, including my own.

3. All stories are true but I reserve the right to embellish for effect.

4. Sometimes I make stuff up.

5. If I write about you and you don’t want me to, just let me know. I am happy to take anything down that offends my close friends.

6. If you don’t like any of these rules, refer to rule #1.